Published Jan. 7, 2007 in the Hibbing Daily Tribune

'Truthiness' defines new era of spin

By Aaron J. Brown

As we learned in literature class, you can determine much about a character by the way he or she uses words. You can discern education, origin and general disposition by whether or not the character says “going to” or “gonna,” “yes” or “yup,” “person of girth” or “fatty.” I like to do the same thing with real life characters, and one way to do that is follow words that enter the vernacular, change or grow in meaning each year. I could do this by scouring books, web traffic logs and consulting with linguists. Instead, I do a Google search in December and find a dictionary publisher that does all that for me.
 
What do you think of that, English teachers? Heh-heh-heh.
 
Merriam-Webster recently released its top words for 2006. Its editors selected the words based on responses to an online survey. Overwhelmingly, they say, voters chose “truthiness” as the word that best represented 2006.
 
The word “Truthiness” was first coined by comedian Stephen Colbert in his show “The Colbert Report.” It means, according to the American Dialect Society, “preferring concepts or facts one wishes to be true, rather than concepts or facts known to be true.” Anyone who watches cable news networks or watches political debates knows what this word is about. When a newsworthy event takes place, two people will be on television with completely different interpretations that were developed long before the event even took place. I wonder sometimes if cable news pundits have a cabinet somewhere with files labeled “Congressman hits on page” and cross referenced for party affiliation, gender and whether the page is underage. Anyway, that’s truthiness for you and I reluctantly agree that it sums up the year.
 
The number 2 word for 2006 is “google.” Internet-savvy folks recognize “Google,” the noun, as the web site that has become the dominant search engine for web surfers. This year’s #2 word is in reference to “google,” the verb, which means to use said search engine to look for something. You often hear this in terms of looking up people. “I googled my mom and found out that she’s been blogging.” Or, “I googled myself and found out that I have the same name as a prominent cannibal.”
 
The third most influential word of 2006 is “decider.” I’ll say this for President Bush; he makes new words happen. “Decider” comes from a quote in which the president indicated resolve in his foreign policy, declaring “I’m the decider.” Though much more resolute than saying “person who decides,” “decider” wasn’t exactly a word. Well, it is now. Maybe next year’s word will be “messer upper.” I suppose that would be two words. I have so much to learn.
 
The 2005 top word, “refugee,” did not make this year’s list. I remember making the comment that any year that features “refugee” as a top word is a pretty bad year. Well, I had no idea. This year’s list, while free of refugees, does include “insurgent,” “terrorism,” “vendetta,” “sectarian,” and “quagmire.” I think the last year featuring those words also included the Watergate break-in and the break-up of Credence Clearwater Revival. (And THAT is a bad year).
Speaking of Watergate, I now see that word #10 on the 2006 Merriam-Webster list is “corruption.” I guess history really does repeat itself. Sometimes I wonder if we aren’t all living in a video game where some neoconservative kid is trying to beat level five by destroying the separation of powers during wartime. Maybe he’ll get it this time. Keep trying, kid. Watch out for the disgruntled insiders in the FBI; that’s what got you last time.
 
If you want more information, you better google truthiness. But don’t ask me; I’m not the decider.

Aaron J. Brown is a columnist for the Hibbing Daily Tribune.

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